You have got to be kidding me. The NBA All-Star Reserves were recently announced. Some were good picks, I liked them—but oh looky here!—Josh Smith didn’t even effing made it! Are you freaking kidding me? This is a joke, right? So a Spaniard named Pau Gasol, who only played like 25 games this year, makes the team and this stud in Smith doesnt? What? Hello, is this really happening here? Now I know how smart these fans are. Yep, that’s right, these are not All-Star caliber stats: 15.1 PPG, 8.5 RPG, and 2.2 BPG.

Right on the money NBA fans. You got it. Though Gasol has better stats, he has played a total amount of 29 games. Compared to Josh Smith? 44. Um, okay? That’s right. That’s definitely the case here. Smith is just horrible. Okay, now enough with the harsh sarcasm, but David Stern, really? Are you allowing this to happen? Just change the goddamn NBA All-Star voting rules. I’ve now had enough with this fan voting. Just stop it!

And what the hell is going on here? LeBron James was fined $25K for kicking a water bottle. I know he was pissed, but that much money? How would you feel, NBA executives, if people pulled off this bull on you? Not feeling right…right? This just sickens me. More than Two Girls, One Cup. Okay, not the point here. But luckily, the man partnered with McDonald’s. Eh, eh? Nice, eh? Eh, eh?

But back to the All-Star voting for just another second. Where’s David Lee? Right now, I am not very happy with this. But screw it now, I’d rather just shut up about the NBA All-Star stuff. It’s already stupid enough. Everything already happened. Can’t change the past. Oh God, please give somebody a way to make a time machine!

And what’s wrong the Nets? But I think I know why they are acting like this. At least I think so. Two words: John Wall. (Timmy from South Park voice comes up: “JOHNNY….WALLY!” I think it’s a good idea. But watch out, the Timberwolves are in the race! The race for John Wall: who’ll suck the most? Coming soon to an NBA season near you.

Pretty much, all of this that I discussed irritates me. I just hope crap like this doesn’t happen often, because I’ve been seeing a lot like this lately.

Note to Pau Gasol: Don’t worry man, you’re cool

You have got to be kidding me. The NBA All-Star Reserves were recently announced. Some were good picks, I liked them—but oh looky here!—Josh Smith didn’t even effing made it! Are you freaking kidding me? This is a joke, right? So a Spaniard named Pau Gasol, who only played like 25 games this year, makes the team and this stud in Smith doesnt? What? Hello, is this really happening here? Now I know how smart these fans are. Yep, that’s right, these are not All-Star caliber stats: 15.1 PPG, 8.5 RPG, and 2.2 BPG.

Right on the money NBA fans. You got it. Though Gasol has better stats, he has played a total amount of 29 games. Compared to Josh Smith? 44. Um, okay? That’s right. That’s definitely the case here. Smith is just horrible. Okay, now enough with the harsh sarcasm, but David Stern, really? Are you allowing this to happen? Just change the goddamn NBA All-Star voting rules. I’ve now had enough with this fan voting. Just stop it!

And what the hell is going on here? LeBron James was fined $25K for kicking a water bottle. I know he was pissed, but that much money? How would you feel, NBA executives, if people pulled off this bull on you? Not feeling right…right? This just sickens me. More than Two Girls, One Cup. Okay, not the point here. But luckily, the man partnered with McDonald’s. Eh, eh? Nice, eh? Eh, eh?

But back to the All-Star voting for just another second. Where’s David Lee? Right now, I am not very happy with this. But screw it now, I’d rather just shut up about the NBA All-Star stuff. It’s already stupid enough. Everything already happened. Can’t change the past. Oh God, please give somebody a way to make a time machine!

And what’s wrong the Nets? But I think I know why they are acting like this. At least I think so. Two words: John Wall. (Timmy from South Park voice comes up: “JOHNNY….WALLY!” I think it’s a good idea. But watch out, the Timberwolves are in the race! The race for John Wall: who’ll suck the most? Coming soon to an NBA season near you.

Pretty much, all of this that I discussed irritates me. I just hope crap like this doesn’t happen often, because I’ve been seeing a lot like this lately.

Note to Pau Gasol: Don’t worry man, you’re cool